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It’s time to bring dirty talk into the office. Here’s why.

Dirty talk needn’t stay between the sheets. It’s also time to bring it into the boardroom.

Although, admittedly, the dirty talk I’m thinking of probably isn’t the type you’re thinking of. (That would be, uh, a recipe for a lawsuit, to say the least.)

No, my dirty talk is all about addressing the elephant in the room.

But first, some context.

In my previous role as MD of a private equity-backed business, I had the pleasure (and pain) of working with an incredibly astute Investment Director.

He knew little about the inner workings of a recruitment business day-to-day but was all over the commercially savvy business decisions.

He had little time for excuses and never held back when it came to cutting right to the core of any perceived issues.

In operational or board meetings (which, luckily, he didn’t attend regularly), he felled those elephants in the room like a ruthless (but perhaps ethically-questionable) poacher.

He would ask the ‘dirty questions’ in meetings. He only dabbled in dirty talk, if you will.

While doing this made him few friends, it always ensured any issues–or even potential issues–were addressed up front.

Unlike the other kind of dirty talk, it wasn’t always fun–no meeting he attended turned into a glorified back slapping exercises–but it was highly effective.

That’s because boardroom ‘dirty talk’ involves asking the questions that others shy away from, the ones they’re afraid to ask.

One example that sticks in my mind from this particular dirty talking Investment Director were discussions around a key commercial metric: payout ratio.

In laywoman’s terms, a payout ratio is the entire staff’s gross salaries divided by the company’s gross profit.

Sounds boring, right? That’s because it is.

But if this metric was ever above 40%, our Investment Director would dissect it forensically and get right to the core of the issue.

Typically, a payout ratio above 40% meant that (broadly-speaking) senior team members were under-performing. The Investment Director had no problem with calculating an individual’s payout ratio, before deducting this from that of the overall business as if to underline his point about their slacking.

But what does this have to do with me?

Well, in recruitment we’re often brilliant at talking up the positives and glossing over the not-so-positives. It’s part of the job, right? It’s part of most people’s jobs, really.

But rarely does glossing over the tough stuff get you anywhere. It’s only when you tackle it head on that progress is made.

And following those meetings with the Investment Director, I always sensed we had made progress.

So, don’t be ashamed to talk dirty. Ask the tricky questions, because your business or team will be all the better for it.

And if you’re the MD (or, generally speaking, hold any higher-up position)? Prepare to field those dirty questions. Ask yourself the dirty questions in preparation. That way, you’ve got a better chance of identifying the solution before the problem truly arises.

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Fixed term contracts or day rates – which option is better for your business?

I’ve been recruiting into the interim and contract market for well over eleven years now (man and boy) and things have changed over that time.

The interim market has changed even more since then, the day rate interim is becoming a rare breed with more organisations wanting to take on hires on a fixed term contract basis (FTC).

The FTC route is often assumed to be the easier option for organisations, it’s seen as cheaper, you can guarantee a filled job for a certain time.

Why?

Because you’ll get an equivalent candidate for the time you need them and you can use the same hiring techniques as you do for a permanent hire.

However, when you really examine the realities of cost and output it may not be more cost effective to hire a fixed term contract. Let’s look at the arguments in detail.

Myth 1: Fixed term contractors are cheaper than a day rate interim/temp
You might think that paying someone £50,000 for 12 months’ work is cheaper than paying someone £250 per day for the year?

One of the things people forget are the hidden costs associated with a salaried role; car, bonus, holiday pay, sick days (did you know that an average Britain takes off 7 days a year in sick leave!), employer’s national insurance, office costs, pensions, training days, the list goes on and on.

Taking these costs into account an average employee costs about double the actual salary so £100K + the recruitment costs. A day rate employee, on the other hand, works about £70,000 per year if you include the agency costs.

You also only pay the days the day rate employee actually works as opposed to effectively paying for your fixed term contract a year in advance.


Myth 2: A day rate temp may not stay for the full length of the contract
We all have the impression that candidates who work day rate are mercenaries and will move elsewhere if they find something that pays more.

I agree that does happen but you can build in guarantees by paying a completion bonus if someone adequately completes the full length of the contract.

I think the fickle interim argument is a little defunct nowadays, most senior interims are professionals who know that their work is their reputation, and have chosen to be career interims as opposed to working as temps until they secure a permanent position. If they agree to a contract they usually see it to the end otherwise they will pick up a reputation they don’t need.


Myth 3: It’s easier to recruit fixed-term contractors (I can use the same methods as permanent recruitment)
Yes, you can use the same process as recruiting a permanent person but I think you have to ask yourself who actually wants to work a fixed term contract?

The nature of an FTC means that you will get professionals who are in between permanent jobs, cannot get a permanent job or are on a working holiday visa.

You cannot offer them the security and neither can they to your organisation.

Employing someone on a day rate allows you access to a completely different market, interims aren’t candidates who can’t get a permanent job but it is a lifestyle choice for most.

This is a market who have taken a conscious decision to work on an interim basis, whether it’s a lifestyle choice, professional integrity, the variety or a number of different reasons.

Interims are a flexible resource to use them as you see fit whether it is to up-skill a team, take on projects, take the pressure off yourself or any other reasons.

They are used to working in an environment where a job spec is not always present and their role is not clearly defined.

You can usually expect an interim to hit the ground running and even perhaps help you define a future permanent role or skills gap in your team.


Myth 4: Interims are too expensive
A marketing interim will not help you do your finances, but you do not pay for an interim straight away.

The agency will bill you on their invoice cycle and so you get the interim to do a job which you do not pay for straight away.

When you take on a candidate who is a contractor you pay the agency the fee upfront, you don’t know how good they are until they start working for you.

If they don’t work out or leave before their contract is up you’ve already paid for this person. You will need to pay for someone new if the role needs to be completed.

With an interim, you pay after the interim has done that day’s work so you are paying for performance to a certain degree. Most of the time you will pay for the temp a month after they have worked.

For a small business, this is a great way to spread the cost of an employee, it is effectively getting interest free credit for employing someone.


Making the right choice for your business or team
From my experience of the interim market and speaking to clients and candidates alike I would say that there are few scenarios where an FTC is better than an interim.

A good benchmark is to ask yourself if the contract is going to be longer than 12 months in length, if the answer is no or it is uncertain, then a day rate interim would be the best choice

Interims can bring a huge amount of experience into a business who would normally may not be able to support someone at that level.

These interims can sometimes be a shot in the arm for business and their presence can still be felt long after they leave.

There are occasions where businesses do not consider the use of interims because of the disruption to the team and clients, but the cost of not having someone in that position maybe even greater.

With these things considered why would an interim not be a viable option?

I’d love to hear thoughts from employers or professionals about this topic and if you have more questions drop me an info@vertical-advantage.com, I’d love to chat!

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The lies behind counter offer myths exposed

There’s an ongoing debate in every industry over counter offers.

Should you turn them down or should you take them? And are you damaging your career if you stay?

Should you always believe what your recruitment consultant tells you?

Or sometimes are they simply saying what they NEED YOU to hear?

Does the looming potential of lost commission have an impact on the advice you get?

With all these questions circulating, it’s clear to see that many people are confused over what the right move actually is.

Why?

What makes it harder is sometimes you might not feel your recruitment is always honest by peddling these myths.

Here at Vertical Advantage, we see no advantage in pulling a wool over the eyes of our clients and job seekers.

We believe that the more transparent the process is, the happier and successful everyone is all round.

So, in order to give you a bit of clarity, we’ve deconstructed the 4 most common counter offer myths.


Myth #1 – Say yes and your manager will still think you’re disloyal
When a good employee resigns, an employer might try to get them to stay – not just because they’re valuable to the business, but because recruiting a replacement takes time and money and it’s easier to keep the person they have.

Your recruitment consultant might tell you that if you take the offer, your boss will (secretly or not so secretly) think you’re disloyal and that it will have a negative impact on working in the company.

This just isn’t always true.

Working for a company is a two-way street – if your boss offers you a counter offer it’s because they NEED you in the here and now and if they are going to be able to manage you, they’ll need to let go of any bad feeling.

Remember: They gave you the chance to stay and you took it – so there is no value in them harbouring any belief that you’re disloyal.

Myth #2 – Say yes and your internal reputation is damaged beyond repair
You might be thinking that if you take the counter offer your colleagues will turn against you. You might have had this fear confirmed by your recruitment consultant.

Think about it this way:

At some point in their career, most, if not everybody, in your team will have explored the job market.

Your colleagues may also have been given the chance to stay for a better package and experience.

Even if they didn’t take the counter offer, there’s a high chance they considered it.

So, they are likely to understand your position.

Moving jobs and progressing your career is par for the course – nobody stays forever and never looks around. Your colleagues know this too.


Myth #3 – Say yes and you’ll be first out the door if there’s a restructure
When it comes to a company restructure there will be a massive range of reasons behind any decision of who goes and who stays.

If you are proving your worth to the business, there’s no reason to think that because you once looked externally, you’d be pushed out if the time comes.

It’s important to view a restructure for what it is – a wider business decision – and not an opportunity for your boss to get revenge.


Myth #4 – Say yes and you’ll resign in a few months anyway
There are statistics that come up often which suggest that people who accept counter offers will resign not long after.

This can imply that accepting is pointless.

However, statistics are always open to interpretation.

Even if people end up resigning later, it doesn’t prove that it was wrong to stay.

A decision has to be made based on the scenario at that point in time and stats like this are purely a snapshot of a much wider, more complex decision.


Now the lies behind the counter offer myths have been exposed:

Should you stay or should you go?

No two situations are the same and sometimes accepting the counter offer could be the right move for you.

The resignation / counter offer scenario could be an opportunity for an honest conversation with your boss. The real positive is that if underlying issues are resolved it makes perfect sense to stay where you are.

But think what this says about the state of your relationship with your boss.

Should it really take handing in your notice to get their attention?

Rather than seeing this as a chance to start an open conversation, perhaps it’s really a sign that your relationship isn’t as strong as you thought it was and shows that moving on is the RIGHT step to take.


Also, are there any issues which a counter offer simply couldn’t fix?

Hard facts like a daily commute being too long just can’t be solved with a counter offer of more money or responsibility, so if points like this were bothering you, moving on stands out as the clear choice.

When it comes to counter offers, ideally, it’s better to avoid the situation in the first place.

The best way to make this happen is to address any frustrations you have BEFORE you find yourself itching for a new job.

Think in depth about your career – could you achieve your goals where you are or do you need to move?

Knowing what you want out of your career and your personal tipping point will help avoid the counter offer scenario before it even starts.


If you’re swinging more towards accepting a counter offer, here’s 3 influencers to consider

In a counter offer scenario, there are 3 very different factors at play.

The politics of your company will influence their actions – perhaps they made a counter offer because they can’t afford to recruit somebody new?

Your boss might want to counter offer because they don’t want the hassle of sourcing a new replacement.

Your recruitment consultant may be encouraging you to accept the new offer so they can fulfil their client brief.

So, where does this leave you?


If you’re in the middle.
With these influencing factors, it can be hard to fully evaluate the situation.

Only you are at the centre of any counter offer situation and only you can decide the best move for your career.

If you feel stuck, make the most of your recruitment consultant.

While they want to deliver for their client, good consultants also want to deliver for their candidate.

If your consultant is honest and transparent (and doesn’t feed on the myths mentioned they can provide insightful feedback which could help you see the bigger picture.

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